An odd recent occurrence in our house:
Ethan comes flying down the stairs, screeching like a hoot owl being chased by a coyote. I hear Laney's evil laugh (yes, she has an evil laugh... very deep and scary compared to her normal loud belly-laugh) following behind... and then the tha-thump-tha-thump-tha-thump of her sliding down the stairs.
*I've got to figure out how to post a video to this thing so that I can show you what I mean. Laney comes down the stairs at break-neck speed on her rump... and I'm pretty sure she's set a new world record. It's absolutely hilarious!
Anyway, they are running from room to room, with Ethan screaming like a girl and Laney laughing like a mad scientist. I figure they're just being silly, playing some game until FINALLY Ethan screeches, "MOMMY! MAKE HER STOP!"
I put my arm out and hook Laney, who is still laughing like a maniac and looks like Charles Manson with her stringy hair all in her face.
I ask what the problem is, and Ethan (trying to milk the situation for sympathy and get his sister in trouble) says in his best pitiful voice, "Laney's chasing me!"
Really. Hadn't noticed.
Me: "Why is she chasing you?"
Ethan: "Because she has the ladybug."
Me: "The ladybug?"
Ethan: "Yes. The one she squooshed."
About this time, Laney/Charles sticks her chubby little arm out, and I notice something pinched between her fingers.
Can you see that?
Yep. It's a ladybug.
I'm not sure which is more disturbing... that my oldest son was screaming like a girl because he was being chased with a tee-niny ladybug... or that my sweet, precious daughter is a notorious ladybug killer.
I may need to revisit my parenting philosophies...
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